[He crosses his arms at that.] It could be Maya. We've known each other since she first got here afterall, but. . . [Didn't she like Phoenix? He shakes his head.] this doesn't entirely seem like her style. She'd definitely be flashier than this.
I don't know her well enough to judge that, but she does seem to be the flashier type. ... She tried to get me to buy bowties not too long ago. Most of the ones she selected were . . . patterned. [ And from his tone, it sounds like they weren't nice patterns either. ]
And you've also ruled out pranks, since this would be far too elaborate for a prank at this point.
[He looks at Asougi, surprised.] You, wearing a bowtie? [The mental image he has of this, gets him grinning a little too much.] You're already flashy enough with that fluttering thing you've worn around your neck.
[Teasing aside, he's gotta narrow down this list more. There's Weiss, Y'Shtola, Usagi, Minnie, Asahina and Alisaie. He shakes his head.] It's not Minnie-san. Aoi-san might, she likes sweets as much as I do, but she wouldn't have wrapped this up like this. Alisaie-san seems too forward to do this...so that leaves Y'shtola, Usagi and Weiss--no just Weiss and Y'shtola.
It goes without saying that I ruled those out very quickly, Naruhodou. [ Though he can't . . . really argue with the whole sentiment about the "fluttering thing." ]
Hmm . . . [ He considers that, nodding slowly. ] Your logic is sound there, it seems. Are those your only two suspects, then?
[He frowns. Why does Asougi seem so...invested in this mystery? He didn't seem entirely on board with his deduction a moment ago when he narrowed it down to two suspects. It feels like he knew something he didn't.]
Is that really all it is? [If he wants evidence, he'll give it to him.]
You were very adamant about this not being a prank, at the very moment I even considered it. You've been leading me on to believe this gift is legitimate, and narrowing my search as if you're trying to point me in a certain direction.
That's an interesting theory, Naruhodou. But it's all conjecture at this point. [ He smirks, tilting his head back. ] I'd argue that I don't want to see my closest friend dismissing something like this as a mere prank because he has such a low opinion of himself.
W-Well, I suppose... [He deflates a little at that. He has a point, he would be the more optimistic one between the two of them. He shakes his head.] (All right, let's start over from the beginning then. These chocolates, whoever sent these knew exactly what I'd like. So rather than focus on all the women I know, I should focus on who would actually know what I like.)
[That pretty much narrows down the list significantly. Sure he liked any kind of sweets, but this was clearly handled with more care and thought, so definitely no one random or mere acqaintances. It comes right down to either Maya and. . .Asougi.] . . . [He slowly gives his friend a sidelong glance.]
[ He's only surprised that he got to that point in such a short amount of time but in fairness, he had nudged him towards that path. His face remains neutral — at least until he smirks, gesturing with one hand. ]
You know exactly what I like. Sure, everyone knows I like sweets, but this-- [He presents the chocolates.] these were picked accordingly to my preference. And the way it's been wrapped up and presented. . .it would be just like you to make sure it's been done professionally, even if the gift itself isn't as fancy.
[He picks up one of the chocolates.] And then there was the chocolate you chose. I wouldn't have noticed until I had another piece and realized some weren't as sweet as the others. Maybe it was just coincidence, but looking back on it, you definitely picked up the one that wasn't as sweet, because you don't have as much of a sweet tooth as I do. And for you to be able to pick the right chocolate on the first one. . .you had to have known the contents.
Hmm. Some of that is well thought out, but it's still all conjecture, Naruhodou. All you've outright proven is that I knew the contents of that box beforehand.
[ He turns, gesturing to the box and the wrapping, and then crosses his arms. ]
There's a number of different reasons as to why I might have known the contents ahead of time, though. And right now, I don't believe you can prove any of them wrong.
Grnk! Well, t-that's- [D-Damage. He can't, Asougi's right that he can't prove when exactly he saw the contents of the chocolates. He may have just as easily told someone what he liked and how to present the gift, but that's still seems rather. . .
Just as he was unable to think of another option, there came a loud clatter from Asougi's room, Wagahai yowling in shock soon after.] Ah, what-?
[ He steps towards his room, more concerned with the cat than with whatever she'd done to his room. A few things had been knocked over, including his trash can, but nothing was broken or anything, so it seemed fine. He kneels down by Wagahai, reaching over to pet her gently to console her. ]
[Naruhodou follows after Asougi, leaving the chocolates on the couch for the time being. With his friend tending to Wagahai, he surveys the room to see what Wagahai had done. That, is an awful lot of crumpled up papers by the trash bin. He was in here just this morning and that pile was definitely not there. There's also something that catches his eye, as he gets closer to the pile of crumpled up papers.
He unfurls the paper in question and is shocked by what he finds. He hadn't been seeing things, he really did see parts of his name on here. It's the rest of the content that catches him by surprised. He puts it down, spreading out another piece of paper, and another, in further disbelief the more papers he unfurled.]
[ He scoops her up, holding her carefully as he inspects her paws. ]
What were you looking for, exactly? There's nothing for you to play with in here. Come on, we've got something out there for you instead. Isn't that . . .
[ Asougi's voice trails off as he looks up and over at Naruhodou, who's now going through his trash — which would be something he'd question severely, except he sees several unfurled wrinkled pieces of paper laying out near him and it all becomes much, much clearer.
Maybe he should have taken out his trash earlier . . . ]
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[ If only because he picked a sea salt caramel. Asougi glances over at Naruhodou, taking note of that expression of his. ]
. . . you've got quite the look on your face.
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Because I don't know who the sender is to properly thank them for this.
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[ He leans over to pick up the card from the box, turning it over carefully to check the other side. ]
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And you've also ruled out pranks, since this would be far too elaborate for a prank at this point.
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[Teasing aside, he's gotta narrow down this list more. There's Weiss, Y'Shtola, Usagi, Minnie, Asahina and Alisaie. He shakes his head.] It's not Minnie-san. Aoi-san might, she likes sweets as much as I do, but she wouldn't have wrapped this up like this. Alisaie-san seems too forward to do this...so that leaves Y'shtola, Usagi and Weiss--no just Weiss and Y'shtola.
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Hmm . . . [ He considers that, nodding slowly. ] Your logic is sound there, it seems. Are those your only two suspects, then?
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It's from someone I don't know at all, but they know me. Ah, what if they've been stalking me this whole time and I never noticed!? [That's creepy!]
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[ He huffs at that. A stalker, come on. ] You're just focusing on the women, then?
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Asougi. . .do you actually know who sent this?
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[ Get used to hearing this, friend. He shrugs his shoulders. ] I'm here to point out the things that you may be missing.
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You were very adamant about this not being a prank, at the very moment I even considered it. You've been leading me on to believe this gift is legitimate, and narrowing my search as if you're trying to point me in a certain direction.
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[That pretty much narrows down the list significantly. Sure he liked any kind of sweets, but this was clearly handled with more care and thought, so definitely no one random or mere acqaintances. It comes right down to either Maya and. . .Asougi.] . . . [He slowly gives his friend a sidelong glance.]
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Well. That's all I can think of to add to that, anyway.
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[ He's only surprised that he got to that point in such a short amount of time but in fairness, he had nudged him towards that path. His face remains neutral — at least until he smirks, gesturing with one hand. ]
Prove it.
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[He picks up one of the chocolates.] And then there was the chocolate you chose. I wouldn't have noticed until I had another piece and realized some weren't as sweet as the others. Maybe it was just coincidence, but looking back on it, you definitely picked up the one that wasn't as sweet, because you don't have as much of a sweet tooth as I do. And for you to be able to pick the right chocolate on the first one. . .you had to have known the contents.
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[ He turns, gesturing to the box and the wrapping, and then crosses his arms. ]
There's a number of different reasons as to why I might have known the contents ahead of time, though. And right now, I don't believe you can prove any of them wrong.
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Just as he was unable to think of another option, there came a loud clatter from Asougi's room, Wagahai yowling in shock soon after.] Ah, what-?
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[ He steps towards his room, more concerned with the cat than with whatever she'd done to his room. A few things had been knocked over, including his trash can, but nothing was broken or anything, so it seemed fine. He kneels down by Wagahai, reaching over to pet her gently to console her. ]
It's fine, you're fine. Honestly . . .
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He unfurls the paper in question and is shocked by what he finds. He hadn't been seeing things, he really did see parts of his name on here. It's the rest of the content that catches him by surprised. He puts it down, spreading out another piece of paper, and another, in further disbelief the more papers he unfurled.]
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What were you looking for, exactly? There's nothing for you to play with in here. Come on, we've got something out there for you instead. Isn't that . . .
[ Asougi's voice trails off as he looks up and over at Naruhodou, who's now going through his trash — which would be something he'd question severely, except he sees several unfurled wrinkled pieces of paper laying out near him and it all becomes much, much clearer.
Maybe he should have taken out his trash earlier . . . ]
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