Y-You never know! [Better to be prepared than not! He takes a deep breath.] (All right. The moment of truth!)
[He unwraps the box without incident and shutting his eyes, quickly lifts open the box. Nothing happens, and he'll open his eyes to find...chocolates. Actual real chocolates, unless they're actually mud shaped chocolates.] . . .Huh. [They're even the kind of chocolates he likes, nothing too fancy like how the box had been wrapped up.]
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[He unwraps the box without incident and shutting his eyes, quickly lifts open the box. Nothing happens, and he'll open his eyes to find...chocolates. Actual real chocolates, unless they're actually mud shaped chocolates.] . . .Huh. [They're even the kind of chocolates he likes, nothing too fancy like how the box had been wrapped up.]