[Fiiine, he'll take the plate. But he's still crouching right beside the table too, so this is going to be some awkward eatings. Give him a second to taste test this baby.]

Dropping ith would be a wasthhe. [he says with his mouth full... Once he's swallowed, he's able to give a proper verdict with a very serious, almost grim expression.]

Well gentlemen, I don't know how to tell you this but... This cake is terrible. Absolutely dreadful. It's a hazard. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to confiscate the entire thing for your own safety.